Stephanie.

This is one of my favorite posts because that cat’s fucking name is fucking meatloaf

teachmehownottoneed:

kay-ugh:

Presenting your bloopit calender

i’m literally so happy someone did this. can we get a printed version? i’d totally buy it

fecloras:

when the teacher calls you up to present in front of the class

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scoutshonordoc:

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onyeplaysdrums:

valoruum:

So is it just me or is bluecoats 2010- Metropolis not a preview of tilt?

THEYVE CAUGHT ON

kaptainferret:

queergh0st:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

and like, outside the bible, in the real world, where born kids die and are even ACTUALLY murdered every day

"do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?" 
is one of the best arguments

kaptainferret:

queergh0st:

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

and like, outside the bible, in the real world, where born kids die and are even ACTUALLY murdered every day

"do you read the bible or just pretend it says whatever you like?"

is one of the best arguments

gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

Well I began to breakdown
Searching overtime
Bring me a pig’s heart
And a glass of wine
There was nothing that you could’ve done
There was nothing that you should’ve said
We’re both still chasing shadows in our heads
It was all too soon

But is it me, is it you
Is it the times that we’re going through
Was it hard, did your heart breakdown
Is your mind still in control
There is a violence in love
Some things I’ll never understand
So where the bullets missed you out
They hit me and I’m falling down again

The kooks
Date someone who is interested in you. I don’t mean someone who thinks you’re cute or funny. I mean someone who wants to know every insignificant detail about you. Someone who wants to read every word you write. Someone who wants hear every note of your favourite song, and watch every scene of your favourite movie. Someone wants to find every scar upon your body, and learn where each one came from. Someone who wants to know your favourite brand of toothpaste, and which quotes resonate deep inside your bones when you hear them. There is a difference between attraction and interest. Find the person who wants to learn every aspect of who you are, and hold onto them.
(via crownedclown)

I was mad thuggin senior year.

Bandos: DID Y O U JUST CALL THAT A M A RCHING B A N D?!???!! N o dr U M CO R P S!!??! YOU S H IT!!!
Drum corps members: Band band band summer band diddle toot toot lololololllll